So what if…

• I don’t wash my hair everyday.  Or even every other day.
• I eat cheesecake for breakfast and don’t feel even the slightest bit guilty about it.
• I spend more on kids clothing than I do on my own.
  

• I know all the words to every single kids book my little one owns. 
• I don’t fold the laundry until three days after I washed them.  Wrinkles aren’t going to kill anyone!
• I take baths sometimes instead of showers.  I don’t think it’s sitting in your own filth!  How dirty can one person be?
• I refuse to spend money on a mixer if I could be spending it on more important things like shoes!
• I still can’t swim at 35.  It’s all good.
• I twirl my hair when I’m tired.  Or concentrating.  Or watching TV.  Or talking. 
• I watch reruns of The Hills or think Threes Company was one of the best shows on TV!
• The hubby does the food shopping every week.  You mean I actually let the husband do stuff around the house?  Yes folks, I do!
• That no matter how hot I am I can not sleep without a blanket.
• That no matter how cold I am I can not sleep with socks on.

And most importantly, SO WHAT IF I can’t get over how freakin’ gorgeous my little one is.